Hi there. It's me, Dave. I'm a writer who has been mugged twice and caught in the vortex of a tornado once—but never both at the same time #LifeGoals. When I'm not farming rare corals in my garage or pillaging pirates with my four boys in our treehouse, I write in exchange for food and shelter. 
WORK
Freelance Writer, CD / 2025 -Now
Here, There, and Zoom 

Associate Creative Director
The Martin Agency / 2012 - 2025
Richmond, VA

SCHOOL
VCU Brandcenter / 2012
M.S. Mass Communications
Concentration: Copywriting

TIDBITS
+ Speaks broken Spanish
+ Known for selling sea creatures at gas stations 
+ Sleepwalker extraordinaire 
EMAIL
user.of.electronic.mail@gmail.com

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